招标

天堂门坏了,上帝要招标重!

来个印度人,说:3千元就弄好,理由是材料费1千,人工费1千,我自己赚1千。
来个德国人,说:6千元:材料费2千,人工2千,自己赚2千。
最后来个中国人,淡定地说:这个要9千元:3千给你,3千我的,剩下3千 给那个印度人干。

上帝拍案称奇:”好就给你做!”

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